ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN FOR THE EYE EXAM CLICK ON THE EYE TO BEGIN TESTING

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FINALLY! NOW WE KNOW WHERE ALL THE PARTS ARE GOING. STORES IS NOW OFF THE HOOK!!

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IMPORTANT VIAGRA UPDATE

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Update: After the unveiling the cycle was on a test run, caught fire and burnt to the ground.

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I took this photo in Tijuana in 2008. He's 4 stories above the ground. Check out the knot in the rope.

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The Union Is Using The Company's Fuzzy Math Calculator To Calculate Our C.O.L.A's

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The Comparison Between A Post Turtle And Team Leader Are Amazingly Similar

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 20 year employee, who's hand was caught in the entry door while working blankets, the fake F.A.T.A.S.S doctor struck up a conversation with the old meatbag. Eventually the topic got around to Team Leaders and how they got where they are.

The old meatbag said, 'Well, ya know, All Team Leader's are 'Post Turtle's''.
Not being familiar with the term, the fake doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old meatbag said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old meatbag saw the puzzled look on the fake company doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'.

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Most Material Has Been Saved, Some Will Be Lost For Ever. I Will Get Back What I Can As Soon As Possible

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Rich proudly poses in front of his custom built multi-level 2,850 square foot redneck mansion he assembled over the last decade up in the hills near the hamlet of Gold Bar, WA. Each December when the river floods Rich will snag trailers that float by his property and recycle them adding square footage to his dream home. What's next for this recycling visionary? He says he is working on adding an airplane fuselage in the very near future.

If you see something you disagree with contact The Shopsniveler before you get all bent out of shape and