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Miller...Sooooper Geek!!
Faster than a speeding dweeb...
Geek-O-Rama RULEZZZZ!!!

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Miller?? Johnstone clone.

Pencil pushing know-nothing.

Ahhhh!! Pointy Haired Boss!!!!

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Watch me pick my nose.

Second only to my ass.

My butt, she itches.

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"Stab me in the back.

I just love to be betrayed.

Ooooh the pain, the pain.

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"I want some booty.

Not just any old booty.

Jerry F. is mine!!!"

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When I hit my head

I get a raving hard on

Spank me hard, big boy

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I want my mommy

My diapers need to be changed

I'm an inspector

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Dave H: Dumb speed bump

The dolt is at it again

Making up stories

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Safety monitors...

Are all hypocrites, nuff said...

Go back to your desk...

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Dave H. is a tool...

Unfocused scatter brained fool...

He thinks he's so cool..."

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Tip walks are so lame

Big boobed blonde is a big pain

Get a REAL job, bitch!

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Gus is still with us!!

Now we need more sniveling...

I'm a big baby..."

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Haikus I have sent...

But no one listens to me...

Sad person am I...

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It cannot be me
I am always on my job
I never cut work
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Can you hack something?

Can't if you ain't working.

1st shift is lazy

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No parts? Too dang bad.

Wear safety glasses or else.

They have no REAL job.

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Tip walk? So stupid...

They can't control REAL work stuff...

So they pick on us...

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Don't you just love it?

Cam crazy Dave Miller here..

Cams improve morale

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Please f*** my a**, Dave...

Here for decades and get cammed...

Thanks a lot, YOU ASS!!!

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Gonna git ya, Gus...

Your best pal Dave Miller here...

Safety glasses NOW!!!

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OW! Says 7-4-7 Man,

I have a big headache

You're fired, you bonehead

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we'll miss Carlini

until we get better sights

right between the eyes

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the sniv seems no more

there seems to be no updates

this makes us so sad

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Sniv has gone to sleep

In a dream world, Gus has gone

Wake up you hoser!!!

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Its Sniv-o-Rama

Its Humor for the Masses

Heres my mass you hose

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let's all boogy down

clean out those snot lockers now

then use the nose spray

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lets all go camp out

under the stars all night long

we will roast weenies

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damn its too early

don't wanna get up just yet

oh heck pull that thing

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new hire shop stewards

those know nothing know it alls

lets git rid of them

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C. C. makes us hot

the way she talks makes us squirm

but in a good way

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fine print was not seen

sorry about the ass ones

now lets talk big dicks

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haiku page is hot

delves into my inner depths

done...pull that thing out

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It's been so quiet here

Where has everyone been?

Loving work, no doubt

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Dane is leaving, YEAH!

Tom H is back, oh my gawd.

Here we go again

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Hurry more haiku

Where is the limeric page?

Gus needs more input

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The slant she is back

Moving line was such a joke

Now lets get busy

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I wanna go home

I hate second shift so much

I'm a cry baby

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When supers attack

They will approch from behind

Knifey knife stab stab

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i have a boner

im stroking it just for you

now whos your daddy?

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Haiku from the heart

Small thinking people in charge

How do they do that?

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Fuck off you asshole

whinee little fucking bitch

Cry me a river.

*Well Said

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beware, snitch among us

security calls with phony charges

Gus in hot water

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It's hot under here

Look at the size of that thing!!

Can I kiss it, Boss?

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What's that in my ass

It's unpleasant, that's fer sure

Take it like a man

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The seeds I will eat

From the decks shells will fly FOD

people are oblivious

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My art, she suffers

I am a prisoner here

I want to break out.

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I sit and ponder

Deep dark convoluted thoughts

Bozos in charge, why?

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"I just can't stand it.

Where do all these fools come from?

No clue, none at all."

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___Hey...where's my bullet?

Doesn't Barney Fife work here?

Shoots self in foot...OW!

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What's going on here?

Pure nonsense, day after day.

Have a plan? Doubt it..

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Safety glasses? HA!!

Wanna know where to put them?

Where is that monkey?

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track fall on door guy

ouch, that really smarts he says

goodbye safety snack

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I want a cookie.

Ty-Mart, open up your doors.

Cho-co-late chip please.

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Cable Rigs are Bad

Grade sixes can't get it right

grade fours are Peons

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Office queens in charge.

Ponty haired bosses know not.

Dilbert is right on.

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We all run and run.

What a rat race this all is.

You won? Still a rat...

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What's with all this stew?

Sniv be the bomb, that's fer sure.

History making

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Ethics, Dane has none

A brain, his fat ass lacks for

Doughboy he looks like.

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Gus, all things he knows

A God, he's looked upon as

Supers cringe from him

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Dave M., Gus hates him

Safety glasses drive him nuts

His ass, Dave can kiss

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Moving line? It sucks

People in charge know little

Work knowledge they lack

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Team leader is dumb

Anyone can take the job

Supers pet, mostly

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Dane is my Shepard,

He knows what is best for me,

I miss Marv Monty.

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Team leader is lame.

We have a scab who is one.

Know nothing kiss ass.

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Is Sniv a black hole?

Watch for event horizon.

Stuck in it you'll be.

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Big butts, I love them.

Dan J. has one I want him.

Where is my cum towel?

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Main Entry: hai·ku
Pronunciation: 'hI-(")kü
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural haiku
Etymology: Japanese
: an unrhymed verse form of Japanese origin having three lines containing usually 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively; also : a poem in this form usually having a seasonal reference

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